Think About This

Got a Question? Moroni 10:4

Secret to long life. Exodus 20:12

Want a bigger home? 1 Nephi 2:15

Good parenting... Alma 56:46-48

Having a bad day? Alma 7:11-12

Song of the Millenium Doctrine and Covenants 84:98-102

When you don't know the answer... Alma 37:11

Feel like giving up? Doctrine and Covenants 128:22

Whole souls preferred. Omni 1:26

Got bound? Doctrine and Covenants 82:10

Don't take advantage of a woman's tenderness—God will NOT be pleased! Jacob 2:33

Prayers of a College Student

Dear God,
Thank you for the door we happened upon while passing the dumpster at a neighboring apartment building. As you know it now stands as decoration in our living room where new friends can leave their signature. We're the only apartment that has one. Thank you for helping us be unique.
Yours Truly,
A College Student


Dear God,
Thank you for sending the tile men today and blessing us with Larry. Our walls have been sad without their floorboards and are anxious to have new ones.
Yours Truly,
Grateful for Larry


Dear God,
Thank you for not letting the bathroom door fly open while I was using it.
Yours Truly,
Bathroom Occupant


Dear God,
Thank you for giving me the patience to not kill the boys that came banging on the door and ringing our doorbell at 4:00 this morning and 6:00 yesterday morning. Please bless me with the moral strength to not smack them as I see them on campus.
Yours Truly,
Sleep Deprived


Dear God,
Thank you for protecting us last night when the creepy people tried to climb in the window. Thank you for sending Kaleb to protect us until our roommates got back.
Yours Truly,
Scared Witless


Dear God,
Thank you for not striking me with lightning when I told the bishop I would hit any boy who let their hands wander while on a date with me. Please bless the boys in my ward to not be scared of asking me out.
Yours Truly,
None of That


Dear God,
Thank you for the nerf gun.
Yours Truly,
One Who Likes to Shoot her Roommates


Dear God,
Thank you for Otter Pops. Could you please tell the boys that eat them to throw their garbage away?
Yours Truly,
Sick of Picking Up Garbage


Dear God,
Thank you for the person who created no bake cookies. We love them!
Yours Truly,
Girls Who Love No Bakes


Dear God,
Today I learned that when a door is shut the window truly does open.
Yours Truly,
One Who is Locked in Her Apartment
P.S. Could you please send a cute RM to fix our door? Or any guy over eighteen, we're not picky.


Dear God,
Today I had a hard time concentrating when the tutor was helping me in my language class. Could you please help him to not smell so good?
Yours Truly,
Crushing on the Tutor


Dear God,
Today I watched my roommate get a rug burn on her shoulder and I laughed. If I ever need a lesson in humility please don't do that to me.
Yours Truly,
Me


Dear God,
Please help us beat Brianna at Idiot.
Yours Truly,
Lora and Stephanie


Dear God,
Please help me keep my high score.
Yours Truly,
Brianna


Dear God,
Why do tall people have to stand in back?
Yours Truly,
Bethany


Dear God,
Who invented square cheese graters? We need to talk.
Yours Truly
Still Cleaning the Cheese Grater


Dear God,
Our apartment has never been cleaner.
Sincerely,
She Who Spent Four Hours Cleaning


Dear God,
Flies. Why do they exist?
Sincerely,
Always Shooing


Dear God,
Thanks for the Rain! We Love It!
Yours Truly,
The Rain Dancers


Dear God,
Today I learned that nuts come from Brazil and whiskey comes from Scotland. How this knowledge will benefit my life I have yet to find out.
Yours Truly,
Loved Charley's Aunt


Dear God,
Why couldn't you make boys smarter?
Sincerely,
Sick of Boys